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Crap at sports? Useless at PE? We want YOU!

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Perfume & Trumps

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bad at sports

I am totally useless at all sports. I was useless at school and I’m useless now. I once, not that long ago, got invited to a picnic with a ‘fun’ game of rounders. I thought ‘maybe I’ll be ok at … Continue reading →

Posted in The reality of... Exercising, The reality of... Getting Older, The reality of... Our Bodies

Hello Buoys

Posted on June 25, 2018 by Perfume & Trumps

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Carry on camping

Now, I am no stranger to revealing more of myself than is strictly decent in a swimming pool. I have come a cropper attempting to do aqua aerobics abroad in an inappropriate halter neck holiday cozzie that failed to offer … Continue reading →

Posted in The reality of... Exercising, The reality of... Our Bodies

Sex sells but can I sell sex?

Posted on September 14, 2017 by Perfume & Trumps

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Shocked woman

Sex toy enquiry brings out my inner prude As a freelance marketing consultant I often get new enquiries from businesses looking for marketing support and one such opportunity came my way today. It was a gentleman from a small local … Continue reading →

Posted in The reality of... Our Bodies, The reality of... Working Tagged marketing, prudishness, sex toys

Injury Envy

Posted on January 5, 2016 by Perfume & Trumps

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Injury envy

I see your ca-bath-trophe and I raise you a cow and a kayak. I am currently recovering from a dislocated shoulder injury. I would like to tell you that I sustained this injury while taking part in some kind of … Continue reading →

Posted in The reality of... Our Bodies Tagged cleaning accident, dislocated shoulder, Injury envy

As Sexy and Fierce as you can get, in your PJs

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Perfume & Trumps

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Work out in PJs

I have bought a DVD in the latest of my pathetic attempts to lose weight and, if necessary along the way, get fit. In order to ease myself in I have started my fitness programme using a low impact method: … Continue reading →

Posted in The reality of... Exercising, The reality of... Our Bodies

Keep Fat Club

Posted on May 8, 2014 by Perfume & Trumps

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Keep Fat Club

Slimming Club Protocol Feeling a bit porky? Need to shift a few pounds? Most women (and some men) reach a critical mass (figuratively and literally) when they finally accept they need to go on a proper weight loss campaign; something … Continue reading →

Posted in The reality of... Our Bodies Tagged dieting, fat club, losing weight, slimming club

Ballooning Weight

Posted on March 15, 2014 by Perfume & Trumps

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Hot Air Balloon

Many years ago myself and my sister, while on holiday in South Africa, were offered a flight in a Tiger Moth light aircraft. If you are not familiar with a Tiger Moth, it is a very small 4 seater plane … Continue reading →

Posted in The reality of... Our Bodies Tagged losing weight, weight, women's weight

Spanx? No thanx

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Perfume & Trumps

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Real women from Rubens

My bits have seen it all. I’ve had 2 (quite large) children, gained and lost more weight than I’d care to mention (probably more of the former) and I’ve never been much of a fan of sit ups. The outcome … Continue reading →

Posted in The reality of... Getting Older, The reality of... Our Bodies Tagged body image, Bridget Jones, control underwear, dieting, spanx

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